{"id":198,"date":"2010-07-12T23:41:20","date_gmt":"2010-07-12T22:41:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/polknation.com\/_\/?p=198"},"modified":"2011-02-02T14:04:54","modified_gmt":"2011-02-02T13:04:54","slug":"198","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/polknation.com\/_\/?p=198","title":{"rendered":"D\u00e9culasse moi la G."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Vous \u00eates tomb\u00e9 en panne \u00e0 Nozay avec votre Acadiane&#8230; Ce fait \u00e0 \u00e9t\u00e9 relat\u00e9 et d\u00fbment comment\u00e9 par le peuple Polk.<\/p>\n<p>De nombreuses solutions ont \u00e9t\u00e9 sugg\u00e9r\u00e9es, avec plus ou moins de pertinence. Comme autour d\u2019un feu, vous \u00e9tiez seul avec la bo\u00eete d\u2019allumette, entour\u00e9 des commentaires goguenards de ceux qui ne font rien&#8230; mais qui savent. Malgr\u00e9 cela ! le 602cm3 de l\u2019Acadiane demeurait coi.<\/p>\n<p>C\u2019est la raison pour laquelle vous avez d\u00e9cid\u00e9 de vous rendre chez Sergue\u00ef le Fou.<\/p>\n<p>M\u00e9prisant les terribles histoires \u00e0 son sujet, vous attel\u00e2tes la barre de remorquage m\u00e9canosoud\u00e9e non norm\u00e9 entre votre T4 Volkswagen 5 cylindres et le ch\u00e2ssis de l\u2019Acadiane et vous dirige\u00e2tes vers la For\u00eat dont Nul Ne connait Le Nom. On vous l\u2019avait dit, c\u2019est l\u00e0 qu\u2019avait \u00e9t\u00e9 vu Sergue\u00ef pour la derni\u00e8re fois.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/polknation.com\/_\/?attachment_id=405\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-405\"><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/polknation.com\/_\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/Sergue\u00ef-Le-Fou-525x700.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"Sergue\u00ef-Le-Fou\" width=\"525\" height=\"700\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-405\" srcset=\"https:\/\/polknation.com\/_\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/Sergue\u00ef-Le-Fou-525x700.jpg 525w, https:\/\/polknation.com\/_\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/Sergue\u00ef-Le-Fou-299x398.jpg 299w, https:\/\/polknation.com\/_\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/Sergue\u00ef-Le-Fou.jpg 567w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 525px) 100vw, 525px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Vous \u00eates tomb\u00e9 en panne \u00e0 Nozay avec votre Acadiane&#8230; Ce fait \u00e0 \u00e9t\u00e9 relat\u00e9 et d\u00fbment comment\u00e9 par le peuple Polk. De nombreuses solutions ont \u00e9t\u00e9 sugg\u00e9r\u00e9es, avec plus ou moins de pertinence. Comme autour d\u2019un feu, vous \u00e9tiez seul avec la bo\u00eete d\u2019allumette, entour\u00e9 des commentaires goguenards de ceux qui ne font rien&#8230; [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":407,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[14,20],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/polknation.com\/_\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/198"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/polknation.com\/_\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/polknation.com\/_\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/polknation.com\/_\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/polknation.com\/_\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=198"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/polknation.com\/_\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/198\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":409,"href":"https:\/\/polknation.com\/_\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/198\/revisions\/409"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/polknation.com\/_\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/407"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/polknation.com\/_\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=198"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/polknation.com\/_\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=198"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/polknation.com\/_\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=198"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}